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2023年9月24日 星期日

穿兩隻不一樣的鞋出去跑步,一直到回家都不知道。到車庫放東西看見另兩隻失去伴侶的鞋躺在那裡才發現


2018年9月15日 星期六

迷糊媽

昨天早上發現牛奶沒了,所以hot chocolate 配pancake。 hot chocolate 好好喝,我一面喝,一面跟嘻嘻說 Yummy, Yummy, 嘻嘻回我一句:“Are there anything in my and Dabby's cups?"

什麼意思啊?

一看,才發現原來他們兩個的杯子我根本沒拿上桌,還在counter上,所以我自己喝的開心,嘻嘻搞不清楚他到底是有hot chocolate喝,還是要他自己去泡

我吃完喝完去洗碗,嘻嘻也來了,只有一個盤子。我叫他把盤子放著,他趕時間,我順便幫他洗。一看,另外一邊還有盤子,我就跟他說,你盤子怎麼那麼多?他說,只有一個啊?我這才想起來,另外一邊的那一個盤子是我的。

每天叫小孩起床,吃飯,寫功課,洗澡,睡覺,這幾個字幾乎變成我的口頭禪。今天傍晚要把雞趕回籠子,本來該叫他們”回家“, 嘴一滑,叫成”洗澡”!

2018年6月29日 星期五

藥劑師的英文

老公晚餐時說他們公司剛買了一個藥房,以後大家在網上就可以買藥,藥劑師就沒工作了,不過藥會變得便宜很多。

他說,忘記藥劑師的英文是什麼了?
我說, Pharmacist
他說,不像
哈哈說, Drug Dealer

這下像了吧?😂

2016年11月7日 星期一

阿公生日快樂 (包含幕後花絮)

我們要錄一段祝爸爸生日快樂的影片,大家在彩排時都ok, 可是我正式錄的時候遺傳疾病就發作了。為什麼說是遺傳疾病?我和妹妹都有同樣的症狀,只要一開始笑就停不了,而且通常是在大家要做什麼正式事情時就會覺得好笑,爸媽也有時會發病,只是沒有我們那麼常發病。幸好這次不是跟兩個妹妹一起錄,而是跟比較鎮定的黃家父子一起錄,要不然,絕不可能只NG兩次,可能錄10 次都完成不了。

哈嘻說,通常會計師應該是比較嚴肅的才對,怎麼會像我這樣(瘋瘋癲癲)?我問他們為什麼會計師需要嚴肅?他們說因為常常要管很多錢,需要小心謹慎。我說,我今天早上才經手一張80萬的支票,可是到了晚上還是變這樣,我也沒辦法。

祝阿公生日快樂加上兩次NG的片段在這:https://youtu.be/EV4lJmYcvy4

2016年6月15日 星期三

很多萬

看籃球,勇士對騎士的決賽。

我:第一排的座位票很貴。可能需要很多萬才能買到。
哈: 111111111111111 (one one one one............與萬萬萬萬........同音)

2016年3月29日 星期二

空洗髮精罐子放哪裡

嘻嘻從浴室說:我們這間的洗髮精用完了
我拿了一罐給他。
嘻嘻問:空罐子放哪裡?
我說:當然是垃圾桶,不然放哪裡?要放後院嗎?水槽嗎?還是書桌上嗎?你本來覺得應該放哪裡?
嘻嘻(配合演出)手指著洗衣籃:這裡
我:幸好你有問了我。

2015年11月20日 星期五

語病

早上在車上聽廣播,説到一個19歲的小孩隨意殺人,最後和警察對峙,自殺身亡。那個記者說“ His violent life ended in death."
哈說“what else?"
說的也是,每個人的life "end" 的時候不就是 death嗎?就算那個人是 beautiful life, 最後還不是ended in death. 而且,life end了不是death是什麽?整句話就是怪怪的。

2015年4月25日 星期六

如何把“肥”字藏起來

老公:妳肉肉的。
我:妳是說我肥嗎?
老公:妳一點都不肥,只是瘦得不明顯!

2011年2月16日 星期三

晨運

常運動是好習慣,我以前幾乎週間每天到YMCA跑個20分鐘,上班後我也不想放棄這個習慣,所以要早睡早起,看一星期能不能去個3次。

昨晚不到11點就上床了,宣告我早上要去運動,老公也一起早睡。我有睡覺的“恩賜”,通常一碰到枕頭就睡著,第二天早上7:30自動起床,所以我沒定鬧鐘,想說早睡了半個多小時,應該會早起半個多小時。

醒的時候,天還沒亮,可能是下雨天比較黑。我拿床頭的鐘看了一下,一個指在7,一個指在1附近,不過太黑,也看不太清楚,7點多有點晚了,得趕快準備。我下床準備要換衣服,老公也醒來,問我幾點了,既然有人問,我想看個清楚再回答,所以去書桌那裡拿了有夜光燈的表來看,“1:35 AM!  ” 原來是搞錯了!趕快回去再睡,睡到真正的7點又醒了,原來7點天是亮的!我從來沒有7點起來過,所以也不清楚天該黑還是該亮。

開去YMCA跑了20分鐘回來,剛好差不多是原來起床時間,按照平時的作息靈修再預備早餐,剛剛好。

2010年6月29日 星期二

June Birthday and Father's Day Party

Stephen's birthday is in June and just few days away from Father's Day; however, we always have the separate celebration and separate gifts for these 2 special days.

On his birthday, we invited brother and sister-in-law to have a dinner with us, and we went to Costco to get a cake because last time, when we ordered the cake for the fellowship's farewell party, kids and I didn't eat it, and Stephen said that it tasted good. June is a graduation month, and all the cakes were written " congratulation on your graduation" except for few "happy birthday, princess". I had no choice, so I asked the Costco bakery staff adding some words for me and made it like: "Stephen, congratulation on your graduation from 4x).

經過千辛萬苦,終於把蛋糕搞定,但回家一看,慘劇發生了:

這張照片是已經清理過案發現場之後照的,原來的場景更要恐怖10倍!

原兇是大西瓜一個,在車上搖啊晃啊,居然壓到了蛋糕上。我下車一開trunk, 看了被壓爛的蛋糕差點沒昏倒,Ha and Hee 趕快叫 Stephen 來處理。他比較細心,慢慢處理後,還有一大半可以吃的。可惜我當時太過驚慌,忘了拍照存證。
晚上,當然還是要點蠟燭,吹蠟燭,把它當作正常的蛋糕一樣。
A week later, we went to Jennifer's house to have another birthday + Fathers' Day party.

Yes, this is the Father's Day gift that I bought for Stephen! Ripstick! He tried to ride it when we had the small group outing on the Memorial Weekend, and Target was on sale with almost $20 cheaper than the original price, so I decided to get him one.
This video was taken when he rode it the second time. He got better and better and became an expert later.
He also helped Ha to ride on it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWHH1sOI750
and helped Hee to ride on it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljZGp5O9kzg



看,Stephen 看到完整無缺的蛋糕是何等興奮!

2010年4月21日 星期三

倒垃圾

明天垃圾車要來,勤勞的妻子趕在老公下班之前把垃圾打理好,3個垃圾箱推到馬路旁。
勤勞的老公下班回家,以為垃圾已經收了,便把垃圾箱推回家。

S: 我剛剛做了一件烏龍事,把垃圾箱又推回家了。
Y: 你沒有覺得有點重嗎?
S: 我一開始推Recycle的那一個,不重;後來推垃圾的那一個才覺得重。
Y: 你一定以為垃圾車沒來收吧?
S: 對。(知夫莫若妻)
Y: 後來呢?你怎麼發現的?
S: 後來發現鄰居的也都還在外面才想到是明天。

勤勞夫妻常發生不同的烏龍事件,但這也增加了我們生活的趣味。

2009年8月28日 星期五

複雜的頭腦

Y: 我嘴唇有個洞還沒好。
S: 是缺乏維他命B吧。
Y: 那有什麼東西有維他命B?
S: (想了幾秒)臭米。

臭米????????那麼慘,嘴唇破了要吃臭的米?

幸好我想了一下: 你是說糙米吧!
S: 對。

我再花了一點時間研究糙米變臭米的過程,以下是我的發現:

糙=tsao....想成臺語....再翻成國語=臭!

我老公的頭腦實在太複雜,連說個字都先在頭腦裡繞了好幾圈。(他不是有意出個腦力激盪,只是可能一開始不確定那字怎麼念,思考了一下,結果蹦出來一個沒人聽得懂的字!)

2009年5月8日 星期五

Mother of the Year

Have you watched the news today? I was announced "Mother of the Year"!

Unbelievable!

Uh..I want to thank my husband for his love and support; I want to thank my two lovely kids Haha and Heehee for their cooperation; I want to thank my parents for always being there for me; and I want to thank my sisters for their prayers. Also, I want to thank all my friends and relatives for their friendship, help and encouragement.

If you miss the news, you may watch it from the link: http://news.cnnbcvideo.com/?nid=KfX1XyOurrl1fuNen2rx4zk2NTk1Nzc-&referred_by=15943682-vv2TzPx&p=moveon

Happy Mother's Day! and April Fools Day

2009年1月22日 星期四

惡作劇

Sunday morning, we had 土司 pizza, and each of us "ordered" different toppings (except for Hee, he wanted to copy his Daddy's.) I also 烤了兩片土司 in case someone is still hungry after the 土司 pizza. 把土司 pizza分給大家之後, 我就先去刷牙,他們三個可以先吃。

我一回來,發現我的土司 pizza上又蓋了一片土司。

Stephen: "妳的pizza不見了!”
Ha and Hee很有正義感: "是爸爸弄的。爸爸在亂搞"

Ha:"像葛榮!”
Hee:“像愛愛的爸爸!”

Ha和Hee的觀察力真是一流啊!以上兩位男士的確是我認識的人中會幹這種事的前兩名!

2009年1月13日 星期二

驅離妙方

Sometimes, Hee likes to go to Ha's room to see what he's doing (because Ha always had some fun inventions going on in his room), and most of the time, Ha would just ignore him and concentrate on his own work. However, if Hee 動手動腳,Ha would ask me to bring Hee out of his room.

Once, Ha asked me to ask Hee out, but Hee didn't want to, and at this very moment, Ha 放了個屁,and Hee ran out of his room immediately.

Yesterday, we were ready to pick up Ha from school. I was still searching for my keys, and Hee was around. I asked him to go to the car and wait for me because usually, it will take him few minutes to wear the shoes and sit in the car. He didn't want to, and I asked him few more times. He said: "妳放一個屁我才會走”~~~Well, it's not so easy to 放屁when you try to do it intentionally, so I said: "我好像快要放屁了”,and he's gone before I was able to finish the sentence.

If you are eating right now, very sorry!

2008年12月29日 星期一

阿公家

我們正在看郭爺爺製作的Thanksgiving gathering DVD.

Hee問Ha:“為什麼柔柔可以常常到阿公家,我們不行?”
Ha回答:“可是柔柔只可以去玩,可是我們可以住”( Good answer! Hee was satisfied with it.)
Hee: "因為我們不能常常到阿公家,所以郭爺爺作電視給我們看!”

Thank you, 郭爺爺!

2008年12月9日 星期二

Insurance

Yesterday, Stephen went to the optometry for eye exam and to get a new pair of glasses. When he came home at night, he told me that he got the exam but our insurance couldn't cover the glasses, so he had the prescription and will get the glasses from other glasses store.

After Ha and Hee went to bed, I had time to ask him if his eye exam went ok, and he took out his prescription sheet.

S: How can I find a glasses store in the CIGNA network?
Y: CIGNA? That's our health insurance, not vision insurance. Our vision was covered by EYEMED.
S: But I gave optometry the CIGNA card.
Y: No wonder why the glasses are not covered!hahaha....you made my day!!!!!

My husband is a very smart guy, but from time to time, this kind of 烏龍事件 will happen (well, sometimes, I made 烏龍, too, but not as many as he did). It made our daily life more interesting and colorful, so basically, I love it!

2008年12月4日 星期四

新大廚

Setting: Ha, Hee, and Stephen were eating breakfast in the dinning room.

Ha: "媽媽,妳怎麼還不來吃?”
媽: “我還在切水果讓你們中午帶去吃。”
爸:“媽媽好辛苦每天要弄東西給我們吃。Haha,以後換你煮飯好不好?”
Ha: “那你們需要每天吃 Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches,因為我只會煮那個。”

媽心想:那還是我自己煮比較好。。。

2008年12月3日 星期三

Who is He?

When I was reading Weiming's blog, Hee walked by. He saw Weiming's big photo and asked me who he is. I told him that he is 舅舅。 He asked me how to call him in English, and I told him"uncle". Then, he asked me :"他的大名是什麼“?It's so funny to hear that words from a kid. He must think that 舅舅 is Weiming's 小名, like "heehee" is his 小名.

I only have 2 sisters, so Hee never knew any 舅舅 in his life. He only went back to Taiwan once when he's 9 months old, so even though he saw my cousins before, he couldn't remember any 舅舅.

2008年11月21日 星期五

A Lesson from Heehee

These are the bottoms from the keyboard, and Hee just taught me what they meant. If you don't know what they mean yet, I'll share the lesson with you: (he used English words, so I'll copy exactly what he said)

From Right to Left:

Envelope, question mark, around, cross.....and the last one...I don't think that you know the correct answer.....don't even think that you know the right answer BECAUSE YOU DON'T.

It's an "a"!!!!!